Netflix Series "Sirens" Not Enough to Lure Me Onto the Rocks

 

Sirens:

In spite of the fact that it provides work for actors, I would avoid this one. Maybe avoid my review too, because I quit after about three quarters into the first episode.  Perhaps it morphs into something beautiful, riotous, or mysterious but I haven’t got that far. 

 Seemed like every trope and cliché of modern film was there. The chasm between rich and poor was there from the opening scenes, hyper-colorized in the style of La La Land.  Another too obvious cliché is that of a young girl in bed with an older rich guy in a scene that is neither cute, clever, nor meaningful.   

So there are two sisters from Buffalo on different paths. Devon works at a fast-food restaurant while Simone is a sort of Devil-Wears-Prada assistant to an Anna Wintour type on some super-rich planet like Nantucket Island (it’s not really that – it’s much richer) .

Their old man has senile dementia and appears to be dying back in Buffalo.  I think every film family must have a head of family with Alzheimer’s, or some form of body paralysis, or cancer, or. ..   Well you can make your own list. 

So of course Devon is going to go to her sister seeking help with her dad.  She’s everything princess Simone is not. She smokes, curses, dresses Goth-like.  Of course she’s going to embarrass her sister in front of her high-society employers. 

But the dialogue is mostly terrible throughout and doesn’t give the actors much to work with.  While on a ferry boat out to the island, for example, the boat captain berates her for trying to smoke a cigarette (which is not allowed on board). 

Devon pouts and says ‘but I need something in my mouth’.  Jump cut to someone’s bright idea and a long shot where she’s fellating the captain.  Ha-ha, how funny!   Low humor, like Shakespeare!  Except that Shakespeare was talented and knew the difference between talent and degradation.

Okay so why am I giving it three stars?  Well, because it’s tough being and actor and they’re often unemployed. The people who produced this film did a public service by lowing the ranks of the unemployed.  Besides, there are plenty of desperate people out there with nothing better to do.  I indict myself there for spending almost a whole hour watching this. 

The Late Show with Colbert was Losing multi-Millions

 

When news of Stephen Colbert being fired from CBS first broke, the collective gasp of indignant media watchers was predictable.  Those of more sober reckoning became suspicious when the left-wing media's most earnest political puppets, Elizabeth Warren, Adam Schiff, and  Bernie Sanders came out in chorus to announce the Late Night Show with Colbert was being cancelled as the result of a bribe by the Trump Administration.  This slur ignores the fact  that Colbert's show had been losing tens of millions of dollars for the past three years, this according to the New York Times.

The "bribe" referred to was the announcement of a 16 million dollar court settlement with Donald Trump as the result of a defamation lawsuit.  

And what would such a 'bribe' pay for according to this line of thinking?  Well, it seems there's a big financial deal involving the proposed merger of a movie production company called SkyDance with Paramount. (Paramount being the parent company of CBS) So according to this canard, the Federal Communications Commission  (FCC) will approve the merger in exchange for the bespoke Trump defamation settlement money.   

All this b.s. about bribes is one last joke by the departing Stephen Colbert. The difference though is that instead of laughing with the talk show host, many people are now laughing at him.