Michelle Obama: Visit Gulf Beaches and Hi, from Maine and Hyannis Port

Really thoughtful of Michelle Obama to think of the poor suffering Gulf Coast residents. Visit the "beautiful beaches" of South to help prop up the sagging economy down there. It's "down there" because we're "up here," in Maine now, and later we'll be in Martha's Vineyard. So goes the President's family vacation.

Hey, where all do you folks think the campaign money comes from? Not from those crackers down there!