Thursday, July 15, 2010

Obama Logic : An Obscure and Recondite Reasoning Process

There is a new branch of philosophy “which owes its origins to President Obama. It is called Obamalogic. We weren’t quite sure what it was and so we looked it up in Webster’s.
Obamalogic means the application of an abstruse and recondite system of reasoning to convince the voting public that fiction is better than fact when confronting urgent civil issues. Webster’s provides several examples:
Sanctuary cities: This benign and innocuous term is often favored by Obamalogicians who believe that countries should not have borders. A Sanctuary city is much like a “caliphate” in that they interpose a law (liberal sharia) which goes beyond border limits. Obamalogicians say that it is okay for local municipalities to countermand existing federal law so long as the intent is for the greater good of those who are not citizens of the United States.
Creating or Saving 4 Million Jobs: This may seem a mathematical impossibility considering that unemployment under the Obama administration has risen from 8 percent to nearly 10 percent, even with the massive failed “stimulus” plan ushered in by the guileless soon-to-be-ex-president. What seems impossible, however, can be attained through the magic of vice-presidential fantasizing, and who better to fantasize than Joe “Bite Me” Biden? When your numbers don’t add up, there’s no need to be frustrated or vote for a change of government. You need to “bidenize” them. A little Kool-aid would help, too.
Stay tuned for more examples. Perhaps you have examples from your own point of vie

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