I wonder if Anne Coulter is meeting with Rush Limbaugh right now to defrock Gary Bauer of his True Conservative Badge. Bauer announced his endorsement yesterday of Arizona Senator John McCain. Jeb Bush, the president’s brother, also announced his endorsement of McCain, and the president mentioned in an interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace that he considered McCain a great candidate and a “True Conservative.”
Anne Coulter could not be reached for comment. Her aide said she was traveling with Maggie Williams and Hillary Clinton in the Potomac primaries. The relationship has progressed so much that the women are reported to be sharing prized items of designer clothing.
Meanwhile, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh have kidnapped Gary Bauer and are holding him in a basement in an unknown foreign country where interrogation methods are “relaxed.” Once the Conservative DNA test returns, says Hannity, the results will be announced.