A Greek God's Account of The Ukraine Russia War

 

                                 Ukranian  Azov Nazi band, weaponized by U.S.A.

Listen to the thunder. The guns, the bombs, the heavy artillery.  

The gods are fighting, the gods are at war.  Some more powerful than others.   They marry amongst themselves, have children.  There’s the problem.

Bred   from their own families, the marriages produce idiots.   And because the gods seek entertainment, they send these idiots to live among mortals. 

To make matters worse (and more entertaining), the gods have chosen their blighted progeny to become heads of government. Fulfilling the purposes of the gods, these cretinous heads of government are assigned duties. 

Duties are prioritized.  Top priority is to find reasons to wage war.  Only this will satisfy the gods that their investment in mortals was worth the time.

The gods have succeeded.   Ukraine   defined us according to   the addresses on the letters and bills we received from the postal service.  Those said we belonged to Ukraine.   Russia identified us in accordance with the language we speak, the culture we share,  and the customs we inhabit.

It was an uneasy peace we shared, but a peace nonetheless.  Until one day the gods, bored and disposed toward mischief,   decided to add a  third element into the mix.  “We shall declare ourselves independent,” they proclaimed.   In their declarations, they tried valiantly to avoid offending Ukraine, directly to the west, nor Russia, directly to the east.   

Not offending neighbors made a great deal of sense, but only for a little while.  As it often does, reality came knocking. So did the heavy artillery. The gods were having a field day.

Not so for the rest of us, who spend much of our time explaining ourselves. We must explain to the Ukrainian militias that we are patriotic Ukrainians.  We explain to the Russians that we are patriotic Russians too.   

But the bombs keep coming, the missiles keep flying, the soldiers keep dying, the mothers and children keep crying, while governmental idiots like President Joe Biden  in Washington D.C.  feed weapons into this hell and are applauded by false gods.