This is going to sound mean, but the death of a celebrity
puts more points in the win column than your own. The latest celebration of
tragedy concerns Carrie Fisher but the personality doesn’t matter. Celebrity is the point and you’re invited to
unburden yourself of emotions normally reserved for friends and immediate
members of one’s own family. I’m
sounding the alarm bells now – it may be that, when you die, there’s not enough
emotion left to invite even one tear to flow at your terminal service in this
world.
I appreciate people of talent, whether it be Carrie Fisher
or George Michael, but I’m finding these excesses a bit hysterical. You turn on your TV and hear of these
celebrity deaths and some talking head or other tries to coax from you some
little memory that you can piously share on social media.
It would be understandable when the celebrity in question is really a giant – say an Ernest Hemingway or a Muhammad Ali – but most of these
teary drip-fests are for people of average talent who are hoisted into the
celebrity success category by virtue of celebrity parents. This seems to be the
case with Carrie Fisher, daughter of film star Debbie Reynolds and handsome Eddie
Fisher. How hard can it be to achieve success when celebrity parents have already
paved the way and no one dares to question the level of talent?
Part of this sententious kabuki theatre concerns the
non-stop dramatization of the deceased celebrity’s struggle with a) drugs
b)alcoholism c) mental health issues d) dysfunctional parents e) and most
nauseatingly, with celebrity itself.
It’s okay for a news organization to report the death of a
Carrie Fisher, a Prince, a George Michael or anyone it wants to. But there are tabloid newspapers whose
function it is to satisfy the consumer need for morbid pathos. And they do a better job of it than CNN which
spends precious hours sharing tired and clichéd eulogies of the ‘personality.’
I’m sure that the producers of these shows have the obituaries
and eulogies already handy, and just pull them out of a drawer (a computer
drawer) and use them up as if they are sheets of toilet paper. You can’t know what’s going on in the world
because the internet, too, gets clogged with wet tissue.
All these eulogies are alike unless the deceased celebrity
is a real larger-than-life figure – Malcom X and Martin Luther King come to
mind – and at least these giants didn’t die by their own hand. Some of the most touted celebrities on TV are
people you don’t want your kid to emulate so what are they doing? Haven’t they heard that excessive drinking,
risky sex, and drugs aren’t good for them?
Stop please, we’ve had enough! Our own close friends and family are dying
too. So are our soldiers, our cops, our children of the streets. That their eulogies will be quiet, largely
unknown affairs doesn’t make them less important than the death-of-the-month
celebrity. I’m finding this
death-of-a-celebrity business very twisted and nearly always these days carried
to extremes.