Attempting to make contact with a sense of humor, I've obtained permission from the editor to repeat a joke which was sent to me. You've probably heard it before in some version or other:
A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them were 'Hillary fans'. All the kids raised their hands except one boy named Johnny. The teacher asked Johnny why he decided to be different.
Johnny: 'I'm not a Hillary fan.'
Teacher: 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'
Johnny: 'I'm a George Bush fan.'
Teacher: Can you tell the class why you are a George Bush fan?
Johnny: 'Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a GeorgeBush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!'
Teacher (sardonically) : 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot ,what would that make you?'
Johnny: That would make me a Hillary fan.